I was supposed to dance around a giant flaming wooden goat tonight, but it is not to be. It's been pouring rain all day here at the Michigan Militia training compound where I've been spending the holidays, and I will have to settle for melting a few records and watching the flaming balls of vinyl drip onto my soggy sneakers.

At least I still have my wifi connection and I'm getting a solid MP3 stream from FMU. Over and out for Aught Six. Thanks to all of our authors and readers for a fun year on Beware of the Blog. Here's to a great tomorrow.