Vacation season is upon us, and it looks like someone on the WFMU air staff is going to Rivendell!  Out of the basement and onto the blahg, it's another installment of WFMU's weekly roleplaying game, "If I owned a Burger King-issued chalice with Viggo Mortensen etched into it, which WFMU DJ might I be?"

You've really gotta view that pic at full size for full appreciation.

Winner gets a slick slice of modern swag, FMU-style!

Here's your bonus mystery chunk of the Wild n' Wooly WFMU MP3 Library, just for playing: [mp3 for download, 1 wee meggie]

This LOTR goblet may belong to any person who has ever had a regular show on WFMU.  To help focus you, here's a list of like 6,000 people to whom it definitely does not belong:  Trouble \ Joe Belock \ Hatch \ Diane Kamikaze \ Irwin \ Fabio \ Bryce \ Maria \ Bill Zurat \ Liz Berg \ Stork \ Scott \ Billy Jam \ Charlie \ Rich Hazelton \ Mike Lupica \ Bronwyn \ Vicki \ Gaylord Fields \ Monica