[ This post contains 26 MP3s for the kids after the jump. ]
You know a compilation of children's songs has to be good if it features Foetus and Tiny Tim. And honestly, the compilation "Goobers - A Collection of Kid's Songs", released in 1993 on T.E.C. Tones (who were somehow associated with the Residents' Ralph Records label, as I understand it), is damn near perfect. But what the heck is a "goober"? Urban Dictionary offers several different definitions, among them "chocolate-covered dick" and "a crazy cool person whos funny as hell and rocks any shindig like no
other; a totally cool person bascially (thats a little insane)". Now that leaves me with the questions what "whos", "rocks any shindig" and "bascially" mean. But I am just a stupid foreigner, so what do I know? Anyway, the album is long out of print and needs to be heard, so get ready for the music in MP3 form after the jump. Enjoy!
01 D. Matinal Chan - Hallelu Hallelu (MP3) - A kid singing in Portuguese (I think)
02 The Stinky Puffs - Monsters
(MP3) - The Stinky Puffs were fronted by Simon Fair Timony, the stepson
of Jad Fair, and featured his mother Sheenah Fair, Jad Fair, Don
Fleming, and Lee Ranaldo's son Cody Linn Ranaldo. Later they
collaborated with guys of Yo La Tengo and Nirvana. AMG describes them
as "rock's most charismatic prepubescent perfomers". They disbanded
about 10 years ago, but you can still check out their website.
03 Daniel Johnston - Pinny Pinny (MP3) - A song by David Fair about a couple with a dog, performed by the one and only Daniel Johnston.
04 Fiction Friends - Jump Jump
(MP3) - This is a one-off by Brian Poole, better known as Renaldo of
legendary band Renaldo and the Loaf. Here he is joined by Kwesi Marles.
05 Penn Jillette - Great Green Gobs (MP3) - An all-time favorite at dinner parties, performed by magician, skeptic, and record producer Penn Jillette, the talking half of Penn & Teller.
06 Space Negros - Vigor The Ice Man
(MP3) - This is one of the scary and twisted songs on this compilation,
reminiscent of the Residents. The guy behind the Space Negros was Erik Lindgren, who is still an active composer and musician, most notably in Birdsongs of the Mesozoic. He also runs the fantastic Arf! Arf! Records label.
07 Half Japanese - Inky and Winky (MP3) - A very short catchy pop tune featuring a skunk stealing a Twinkie. Written and performed by The Band That Would Be King.
08 Eric Feldman - Worms (MP3) - Another song to sing during meals, about eating worms. I suspect that this is Eric Drew Feldman who used to be in Captain Beefheart's Magic Band and Pere Ubu.
09 The Tinklers - Mom Kooks Inside (MP3) - A kooky song from the golden days of Shimmy Disc records. The Tinklers have a website and supposedly still exist.
10 Foetus Inc - See Dick Run
(MP3) - James Thirlwell represented by this rather innocuous version of
the ever-changing Foetus band name. Hey, why not Scraping Foetus Off
The Wheel? I am sure the kids would love it. However, with lyrics such
as "See Jane's brain splattered on the kitchen wall" and "Dick put Jane
in a trash compactor" this is sure to be fun for the whole family!
11 Tiny Tim - The Chicken Dance (MP3) - Words can't quite describe this, you gotta hear it yourself, right now! And God bless Tiny Tim!
12 Hank von Schpa - Mama Do (MP3) - Bizarre, retarded, fascinating. I have no info at all about the mysterious "Hank von Schpa".
13 Foo Foo Heads - Just Be You
(MP3) - Kids doing old-school rap. Apparently the Foo Foo Heads were
somehow connected to Penn Jillette, but I can't tell you much more
about them.
14 Panther Burns - Auto Sapien (MP3) - Tav Falco and his band lay down some great dirty and raw Memphis Rock'n'Roll.
15 Genuine Diamelles - Underdog (MP3) - Described as "San Francisco's psychedelic glee club of the 90s", the Genuine Diamelles do a great (but too short) a cappella version of the theme song for Underdog.
16 Peter Stampfel - Werewolf (MP3) - Peter Stampfel was one half of the legendary Holy Modal Rounders, and here he covers Michael Hurley's
thoroughly disturbing song "Werewolf". Scary outsider folk at its very
best. (The genre also known as "Children's Bedtime Music".)
17 The Pastels - Speeding Motorcycle
(MP3) - One of Daniel Johnson's best and most popular songs, and I have
to admit that this version kind of sucks. At least when you compare it
to the original, to Yo La Tengo's cover on their album Fakebook, and
especially to the version Daniel Johnston (over the phone) and Yo La
Tengo did together live on WFMU.
18 Buzzard Bait - Horsey Horsey
(MP3) - Buzzard Bait were Tumbleweed, Old Tin Ear, and Weepin' Dick
Dobbs. The song is damn great. And that is all I know about them.
19 Naofumi Ishimaru - Ku Kai Mani (MP3) - This is the guy behind Yximalloo, the Japanese Half Japanese since 1973.
20 Anonymous - Animal Party (MP3) - Kids love singing about animal parties.
21 Big Butter - People, Animals and Plants (MP3) - A truly bizarre story. Check out the unofficial website with a little more info on this project of brothers Tim and Mike Biskup.
22 Artists Unknown - 3-6-9
(MP3) - This is really The Clapping Song, originally recorded by
Shirley Ellis, done a cappella by kids with sounds of trains running by.
23 Only A Mother - Lullaby (MP3) - Beautiful song by Michigan weirdos Only A Mother. Frank Pahl, the main creative force behind this band, has also released several solo albums and nowadays leads the Scavenger Quartet. He also has a radio show on WCBN in Ann Arbor, currently every Sunday 6-9am Eastern.
24 Raymond Scott - Beautiful Little Butterfly (MP3) - Raymond Scott's last known composition, created on MIDI in 1986.
25 Joshua Brody - A Medley (MP3) - Joshua Raoul Brody, composer for film and theater, comedian, and so much more, likes old people, but doesn't like bullies.
26 Three Kids - Goobers (MP3) - These three kids are singing about eating goober peas, which seems to have been really popular back in the days of the American Civil War.
So goober peas are peanuts? What does this have to do with rocking shindigs? I am mystified.